Shrek it. (Happy Birthday Ava)

Happy birthday, Ava. You are the biggest noob I have ever met. You constantly spew out "MLG" terms even though you are not MLG, I want to virtually have you aborted, your grammar bothers the squad, and your immense love for Shrek terrifies me. You also smell funny. Despite all this you are one of my best friends and I consider you the sister I almost wanted. (Sorry, Kristen.)
I like how we are able to discuss creeper thoughts, rant about pretty much anything, and call each other names that probably should never be repeated, but always know the other one means nothing by it.
Ava. You have improved a ton with art since I met you, and I look forward to see what more you'll be able to do.
Now I just have to get you to stop being such a noob.

But anyways. You are pretty much my little online sister. I will always be there for you, dude. 
From a distance. Like if someone was going to bash you- I'll be there for you.
From a distance. Because I don't wanna get bashed either lelelelelelele