WHY WOULD YOU

So my friend and I were roleplaying.
This is what happened.
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Acid: -sits down eating Nachos- Smarteh, I'm bored. Make a roleplay.
Smarteh: No I'm lazy
Acid:
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*pats Acid's head *
It's okay... One day a-
Carmen and Pendulum : *run in*
Carmen: Alright... long story short, we robbed a gas station and we must stay here for some time!
Pendulum: I told her not to.
Carmen: *glares* You did NO such thing!
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Acid: Umm..a gas station? What's useful about a gas station...............No offence
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Carmen: *nailing boards to the door* Long story short, we were going to sell gas door to door to solve the gas crisis...
Pendulum: *glares* And we filled many tubs with gasoline, and got in a van to drive off with it, but dumbass here decided to pull wildcard and she cut the breaks.
Carmen: It was completely inspired by this scene in It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia. Except, they paid for the gasoline.. and didn't steal it.. The car blew up, and cops found us.. We also stole the car.
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Acid's pupils shrunk.
''Um how are you going to be able to step outside without people trying to uh..get you'' she asked in shock.
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Carmen rubbed her chin. 'Hm.... I did not think this through..'
{ No, you didn't. }
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Acid looked down then looked back up. ''Well how many people saw you?'' She said rubbing the back of her neck.
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She looked at Acid, and continued nailing the boards. 'A couple hundred. Turn the tv on channel 9..'
Pendulum floated over, and turned it on. { Oh... here we are }
A news reporter was on Channel 9 news with a picture on his right of Car-men and Pendulum fleeing from an exploding van. 'Has logic ceased to exist? A couple of kids in strange costumes were reported to be seen, STEALING gasoline from a local gas station, right after they car jacked some poor African American man. Here is a clip of what he had to say
'Man- it was absolutely crazy as hell and-'
'Such shocked behavior!'
Carmen looked over at the tv, and saw Acid's home from the sky's view and lights shining down on it. 'Oh my gosh- We're on tv!' She said, smiling.
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Acid bolted up and threw her nachos against the wall. 'TV..'.
She looked at the screen and saw the pic of Carmen and Pendie fleeing. 'Wow you really cut it close' she said.
'You do know lots of the police have many tools and some can break through wood.' she said freezing.
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Carmen picked up the phone and began calling Thunder and Lightning. 'Oh my gosh- turn on the news- Yea yea on Channel 9! You see me?' She asked walking to a window and waving. 'What am I doing? YEA I'M WAVING TO THE HELICOPTERS! Acid- guess what we're on television!'
Pendulum glared. { Well, we're screwed. See you two in prison. }
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And that's all I wanted to copy and paste.
Acid Belongs to my friend